Agua VS. Coca

WATER

#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population.)

La verdad yo siempre tengo sed...

#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.

Yo no

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

Meh

#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

Tampoco me afecta

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Puede ser...

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain

For up to 80% of sufferers.

Sí, e incrementa la sistitis

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term, memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a ! Printed page.

Sí claro...

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast

Cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer

Entonces te mueres por que tus riñones trabajan demasiado

COKE

#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
The highway after a car accident.

Bendita sea! Ya tengo cómo sacar las manchas de mi acera

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

Ya tengo cómo deshacerme de los cuerpos

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
Then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.

No voy a negar que a veces se necesitan milagros

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

Puede ser

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

Algún día

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

Otro consejo utilísimo

#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

Y la gente cree que el vino es bueno para cocinar...

#8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
Through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
Windshield.

Más usos futuros

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
Acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
Cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!

Por cierto...

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!

Y todo lo de la coca es JETA!

Así que beban más coca y menos agua