Reflexiones 2007

10: Life is sexually transmitted.

También la muerte.

9:Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Todos morimos tarde o temprano.

8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.

En parte cierto... :D

7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

No hay ninguna duda de que es cierto.

6: Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

No sé quién es Slinky, pero sí tiene razón. Como dijo Snake: Besides, some people just need killing.

5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Un chiste bastante malo...

4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Esto también es cierto.

3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Ya saben por qué no creo en los gobiernos...

2: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now t he world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Yo necesito otros medicamentos.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrant terrorists are located, nor where the 12 million + illegals from the country south of the USA. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Una gringada que no me importa. El mundo estaría mejor sin ellos.

Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate!

En esto sí tienen razón.