Why not marrying...

1. Boring speech from a priest who's never married
2. Dumb questions from that priest
3. Random idiots throwing rice in my eyes
4. Forced to dance first at a party
5. Some idiot might buy fireworks, and launch them in spite that everyone was indoors, and couldn't see them
6. Forced to meet people you don't care about, and probably won't see again
7. It's MARRIAGE!