Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Classic smoking

The jerks have no shame!

The tobacco companies hired stars to smoke in movies

In other news, world economic crisis most people don't understand (and won't actually affect them directly on the short term) keeps on. Yawn. Poor rich men who have to make their stock agents work more.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Many news

Jet Man VS Raging Raven

US$700 billion for the rich

The Rich Are Staging a Coup This Morning


Too lazy to translate this now...

Seas lesbiana, gay, bisexual, heterosexual o no, deberías darle "repost" a esto... En señal de apoyo a tus amigos, amigas y seres queridos que sí lo son. El amor no se
define por color, credo, decisión sexual, ni género.

Soy la madre que no se le permite visitar a los hijos que dio a luz, cuidó y crió. La corte dice que no cumplo los requisitos de una madre porque ahora vivo con otra mujer.

Soy el muchacho que nunca terminó high school porque todos los días me llamaban maricón.

Soy la muchacha que botaron de su casa porque le confesó a su mamá que era lesbiana.

Soy la prostituta trabajando en las calles porque nadie quiere contratar un transexual.

Soy la hermana que abraza fuertemente a su hermano gay durante largas noches de miedo y llanto.

Somos los padres que enterraron a su hija mucho antes de lo debido.

Soy el hombre que murió solo en el hospital porque no le permitieron a quien fue mi pareja durante 27 años acceso al cuarto.

Soy el niño huérfano que se despierta de pesadillas donde lo remueven del único hogar donde le han mostrado amor, simplemente porque tiene dos papás. Cómo desearía que me adoptaran. Yo no estoy entre los que han tenido suerte. Me suicidé solo
semanas antes de graduarme de high school. Ya no podía aguantar más.

Somos la pareja que el corredor dejó plantada cuando se enteró que queríamos
alquilar un cuarto para dos hombres.

Soy la persona que nunca sabe qué baño utilizar si quiere evitar ser reportado a la gerencia.

Soy la sobreviviente de violencia doméstica que se dio cuenta que el sistema de apoyo se tornó frío y distante cuando se enteraron que mi pareja abusiva era también una mujer.

Soy el sobreviviente de violencia doméstica que no tiene sistema de apoyo alguno al cual acudir debido a que soy un hombre.

Soy el padre que nunca ha abrazado a su hijo porque crecí con miedo a mostrarle afecto a otros hombres.

Soy la maestra de economía doméstica que siempre deseó ser maestra de deportes hasta que alguien le dijo que sólo lesbianas hacen eso.

Soy la mujer que murió cuando los paramédicos dejaron de tratarla al enterarse que era un transexual.

Soy la persona que se siente culpable porque pienso que podría ser una mejor persona si la sociedad no me aborreciera.

Soy el hombre que dejó de asistir a la iglesia, no porque dejé de creer, sino porque le cerraron las puertas a los de mi clase. ¿eso fue "DIOS ES AMOR"?

Soy la persona que tiene que ocultar y reservar para sí lo que este mundo más necesita: amor. Soy la joven que se avergüenza de confesarle a sus amigas que soy lesbiana, porque constantemente hacen bromas de ellas.

Soy el joven amarrado a una verja, golpeado brutalmente y abandonado a mi suerte porque dos hombres "machos" querían "darme una lección".

En octubre 7 de 1998, Aaron McKinney y Russell Henderson llevaron a Matthew Shepard a un área remota al este de Laramie, donde realizaron actos de odio inimaginables. Matthew fue amarrado a una verja, donde fue golpeado y abandonado al clima inmisericorde de una noche fría de otoño. Casi dieciocho horas más tarde fue encontrado por un ciclista, quien inicialmente lo confundió con un muñeco maltrecho. Matthew murió el 12 de octubre a las 12:53 AM en un hospital de Fort Collins, Colorado. ASESINADO POR SER GAY.

Religion freedom

No student is required to receive religious lessons, FINALLY!

Mobiles combat Kenyan polio outbreak

A mobile phone based health application has helped to investigate and contain a polio outbreak that threatened thousands in East Africa.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Inhaler alert

Everyone who uses a inhaler must check this out.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008


Just as promised:
You are an idiot who stayed five times in Calculus, I do not know why I lower myself to talk to you and if it were not that in this world everything is moved by levers you would not have a . Your girlfriend has the face of a innocent girl, and you have friends over the Internet. Never asked me a favor, soon I will be better than you because I am a good doctor and deserve after so many bad things. You will see that God will punish you.
And no, I will not pay you because I don't feel like it, and I do not respect you and I don't care what you think, if you want to sue me. I hate you I hope you die.
After telling her I wished her the best, and after all this time, I can only pity her:
Your height you mean because your ,because you're the most immature man I know, and you do not have to pity me, first because I'm going to be well because I have experience and I'm a good doctor, and second I have more pity for you and would change from being in your shoes not even crazy in a thousand years. You are an idiot and ugly with psychological problems. I pity you lots. May God forgive you because I would do you favors if I could, you're loosing the best friend you could have in your life and the most intelligent one. Fare well.
And what caused all this? I refused to lend her approximately US$30 to pay her cellphone...

4 types of CRcans

According to a market study, these are the four types of CRcans consumers out there.

Reading it, I'm supposed to be a hedonist, with a bit of idealist.

Pete Venter's Sketchathon 2

Anyone with fun ideas for card drawing can try out Pete Venter's Sketchathon 2 here.

I'm still thinking about my options and suggestions...

I'll definetly try: a MtG goofy one, a MtG serious one, and a random fantasy thing.

You can check last time's winners here. Although my favorite is this one:

Friday, September 19, 2008

I really had an interesting entry today...

...but since there was no internet lat night at my room to get the information I had prepared, I'll just leave you this link: Anna Kournikova Deleted By Memeright Trusted System - Art in the Age of Intellectual Property.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

TeH KonspiяaCy!!1!1!!!1+1!!11elevencaps!1111!1!!!!

Not that you hadn't noticed it...

Ok, an english version...

Hippophobia (or Equinophobia)

In a very sensible and logical way, my uncle Luis confirmed yesterday why hippophobia is something VERY normal and logical. For those curious, he lost 2 fingers of his hand because one of those walking sausages.

With that, we keeps the family record of horse accidents every 10 years, but just to be sure I'd stay away from those charquis.

In other news, planesExplorer is really fun, even for non MtG players. Although it doesn't reflect real life...


When in doubt use fire and/or lightning, that always works in real life.

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." —Jaya Ballard, task mage

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


So, to celebrate our independence, the "president" went to Europe to beg for lower taxes in banana exports; and right after his baby crying, he'll go to USA to beg for more time for CAFTA.

Was it really a good idea to get independent anyways?

Friday, September 12, 2008

A little friendly advise

For those of you who travel to other countries...


The jerks there will open your suitcase, smash, tear, and dirty everything you had inside it, and if they don't have time to put everything inside before your plane leaves, they'll just keep it, and send it whenever they feel like it, making you go to the airport again.

So, with nothing else to say...


Oh wait, that just happened.

Something I wasn't made for

The first class of ballet was very interesting, starting from the fact that they spent 40 minutes of stretching exercises I'll never be able to do in my whole life.

Anyways, good luck to those who can manage it.

PS. The vegetarian restaurant Comida para sentir in San Pedro is still a horrible dump.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Remembering the past

Do you remember this?

If not, get off my lawn kid!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Plot twist

Of all the things that have happened these days, including hurricanes, gringo elections (very funny every time they say they're the best democracy in the world), and stupid people doing... well... stupid things; but the thing that has surprised me most is the new class that will be given in the gym I attend to:


Let's see where this new plot twist leads to.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Childrens Day

Back in business, and enjoying what's left of Childrens Day.

So, happy day to you! :)