Just a warm up

It always amuses me that the biggest praise for my work comes for the imagination, while the truth is that there's not a single line in all my work that does not have a basis in reality. The problem is that Caribbean reality resembles the wildest imagination.
-Gabriel García Márquez

Can you imagine a president doing warm ups of himself crossing the border back to his country? Well, it happened in real life.

/facepalm